Nice to have you here
at WG-Gesucht.de!
at WG-Gesucht.de!
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(Available from whenever destiny calls)
About Me:
Greetings, noble subjects! I am a royal of unconventional charm seeking a humble abode—or castle, if you will. My credentials include:
A knack for the dramatic (as evidenced by my exquisite profile picture).
Expertise in making pancakes at 3 a.m. (important).
A strict but fair policy of no dragons in shared spaces.
What I’m Looking For:
A room big enough to host sword-fighting duels (or at least fit my IKEA throne).
Flatmates who can tolerate spontaneous opera performances.
A dungeon (basement) for storing all my treasures and questionable wigs.
Rent Contribution: I’m willing to pay in gold coins (or Euros, if you insist on mortal currency).
Please write with your most sincere offers—especially if your flat comes with a balcony for royal speeches.