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Do you dream of living in a cozy house with a big garden, an overly loving and happy Labrador, and two part-time teenage boys who love south east asian cuisine? 欢迎回家! Welcome home! 🎉
🏯 What’s Included?
🐶 Labrador sensei – The true master of the house. If you feed him, he will love you forever. (犬の精神)
🌿 Zen garden (or something like that) – Great for BBQs, meditation, and pretending to stretch before snowboarding.
🏡 Private tatami-free room – Comes with a bed, a desk, and nice views to almost see the alps
👬 Two teenage boys (sometimes visible, mostly not) – They eat like a 火锅 or Bulgogi on full blast, communicate in Korean, german and english, and vanish when chores are mentioned.
🎎 Who We’re Looking For:
🍜 A female with roots in Asia – because we’re obsessed with 小笼包, 김치, and ผัดไทย. If you can cook, あなたは神です!
⛷️ Snowboarder or Skier – Must be willing to hit the slopes, teach us cool tricks, and possibly drag us home after après-ski. or
🥾 Hiking Enthusiast – Enjoy mountain walks, getting lost, and pretending to know how to read a map.
🎁 What You Get in Return:
✅ Unlimited dog cuddles (compulsory).
✅ A home filled with fun, love, and yoga sounds.
✅ Rent? Let’s just say "谈判可能" (Tánpàn kěnéng – "Negotiable"), depending on your dumpling-making skills.
We love to hear from you
🚇 15 min to Marienplatz or Uni with U3 – just enough time to prepare before class!
🚏 2 min to Forstenrieder Allee station – so close, you could crawl there (but please don’t).
🚌 Bus available – for when you're feeling fancy.
🚗 Missed the bus? No worries, we have a car! (Driver’s mood may vary 😆)
Welcome to our perfectly imperfect household—where the dog is mostly sleeping, the teen boys are sweet (most of the time), and I try to work in home office when I don't travel around!
🐶 The Labrador – Our four-legged Love who demands belly rubs, steals snacks, and thinks every visitor is here exclusively for him.
👬 The Teenage Boys – They appear when food is ready, disappear when chores are mentioned, and communicate mainly in German, English or Korean. They love reading and being read to
🏡 The Grown-Up – I snowboard, hike, and love good meals. I love cooking too, but probably not as good as you...
If you can laugh at the madness, cook some legendary food, and hit the slopes with us, you’ll fit right in! 😆⛷️🔥
To balance the chaos, we’re looking for a female —preferably someone who can outsmart the boys, outcook us all, and outrun the dog! 😆🔥
🏡 Rent is ridiculously low—why? Because congratulations, you just became the official Dog Cuddle Officer & Temporary House Boss!
All you have to do is sometimes walk our fluffy Sternchen and make sure the house doesn’t spontaneously combust when we’re away. Easy, right?