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Because I already got you here with my lousy clickbait titles.
Lets be real.
You are here for Adventure.
Now is your time to SHINE and to life the dream.
Leave your boring wife/boyfriend at home.
Its time to quit your 9 to 5 Job for the real deal.
2 Awesome weeks of LA aka LE aka Leipzig
aka the motherfucking city to be in by now.
The room is in the golden heart of Leipzig right beside of the Karli.
A street full of bars and good restaurants.
But its still in a parallel street to be quiet as fuck as you could say.
So no worries for your good night sleep.
It has 2 big windows for all the Vitamin D deficient or sun addicted people.
And even if you would melt outside like ice cream on a hot stone
the room will always be chilly enough to smoothly hang out.
It is 5 minutes to the park, 1 minute to the bars and ten seconds
to the nearest späti(where you can buy drinks and accessoires until around 2 am)
Also in 15 minutes footreach of some awesome techno or downtown clubs.
You roomate will be susi a polish female version of Hankmoody.
With all the swearing and chaos .
But you will love her like your first born.
Except even more, cause you will only know what boredom is after you left.
She has 2 lovely cats who never get enough of cuddling.
I have developed a crazy ex/creepy dude emergency plan in case you need to kick out a weird date.
In which susi will pretend to be your child bearing wife or your lesbian domina trainer.
"Omg Arnoldo how could you do this to me after all the years I have give you my blood,sweat,tears and soul"
For women I will of course play the hard working husband coming home after a 24 hour shift
in the deep dark coal mines that I started to support your crazy sextoy addiction.
It gets them out everytime dont worry.No more fear of weird guys adioossooo
Wir sprechen hier übrigens auch deutsch,
aber ich bin mittlerweile zu faul und du hoffentlich zu betrunken,
um das monströse 3 Minutenwerk an Buchstabentzatziki zu übersetzen.
Papa needs some vacation money for booze and cigars, so make this win/win and hit me a message ;)
Over out und Ahoi